What's the funniest mistake you have ever made in English?

9年前

I have made some hilarious mistakes in Spanish, but they all involve rude words so I won't post them here! 

What is the funniest mistake you have made in English?

Some of my Spanish students often tell me "I have a small chicken in my house" when they mean to say "I have a small kitchen in my house".

This is a very cute mistake :-)