A fun and useful way to discuss - The madness of English pronunciation & spelling

5 年前

ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER
by Jerrold H Zar
Eye halve a spelling check her, It came with my pea sea. It plane lee marks four my revue. Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew.
A check her is a bless sing; It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen, Eye trussed too bee a joule; The checker pours o’er every word To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers Hour spelling was inn deck line, Butt now when wee dew have a laps, Wee are knot maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud; And we mussed dew the best wee can Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That’s why eye brake in two averse Cuz eye dew want too please. Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye This soft wear four pea seas.