Given the sudden obsession over toilet paper in many parts of the world, I invite you to participate in this simple exercise...
Think of a song, current or classic, and substitute a word in the song with "Toilet Paper." Make it amusing or hilarious, please! Some examples:
Bad Toilet Paper (Lady Gaga)
Toilet Paper Funk (Bruno Mars)
Rolling In The Toilet Paper (Adele)
Dancing On My Toilet Paper (Robyn)
Honky Tonk Toilet Paper (Rolling Stones)