Have you heard any good jokes lately? Here's a selection from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe

6 years ago

 
“I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring” – Leo Kearse
“I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed” – Olaf Falafel
“In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me” – Daniel Audritt
“What do colour blind kids do when they are told to eat their greens?” – Flo and Joan
“I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts” – Darren Walsh
“I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it” – Adele Cliff